I’m going to be a Parent?

Friday, 15 August 2008, 21:52 | Category : Parenting
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I’m scared and anxious. I never thought this would happen to me. I never thought I would ever be adult enough to even have a kid, because everyone knows only adults have kids. I still don’t feel adult enough. I just wish there were more positions in which this preggo body could get comfortable. As of now there are only two positions, one is on a floaty in th pool basking in the sun and the other is that position in my nice warm bed when I first wake up in the morning. At that single moment, if I don’t move, nothing hurts and I feel comfortable. I don’t want to move. I don’t want to get up and I sure as hell don’t want to go to work where there is nothing but a painful chair waiting to rip my hips apart.

Some women really enjoy the sensation of a moving creature in their bellies. I’m not one of those women. I still am not used to him moving around, much less turning over. All I can think of over and over again is aliens coming out of my skin. I just don’t understand how humans have evolutionized to grow a creature for nine months and it not even be done cooking. It has to spend another 18 years to develop. How is that an efficient evolutionary model? Four and half weeks to go.


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